I don't think brook has ever known best
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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