in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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