out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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