Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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