You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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