Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
