it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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