Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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