Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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