i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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