she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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