dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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