No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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