as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He shit in the fireplace
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