Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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