are you so shy because you have an std?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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