He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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