My brain says no but my pants say off.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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