I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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