Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I need to align my fucking chakras
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Randomize