How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Never underestimate the power of titties
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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