evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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