i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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