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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
