Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
this is an emotional support booty call
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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