Too much gin, very little bucket
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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