what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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