You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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