Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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