Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Text me some of your sweat
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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