just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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