What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
It's just like the Real World with babies
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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