I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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