Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
nutella sex= disaster
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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