He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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