are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Someone came in the potted fern
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
