There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am puke
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just want nice things and good sex
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Randomize
