AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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