somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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