This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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