Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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