it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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