The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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