If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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