It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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