have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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