I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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