I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
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I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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