idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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