we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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