@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Success! We fucked roommates!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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