I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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