She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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