Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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