White coat. Heels.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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