Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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