the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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