party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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